Bobert

Top 10 List
1) I’m excited about this trip HTV’s going on. Vury, vury excited.

2) For some reason, I have an unhealthy love of the movie trilogies Star Wars. Its not that Im obsessed, its just I think about it all the time

3) I could eat pizza for the better part of a week and not get tired of it.

4) To my Church friends reading this: Why?

5) I like romantic comedies (Dont worry, I play football; it makes up for it.)

6) I use all my power and influence to make Kelton Russell uncomfortable.

10) I can see people coming up to me ten years from now saying “you play football?” and STILL think its funny.

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Rule Numero Uno (Number One)- Never leave Ba Tankes by himself in the kitchen. He usually gets into the high cabinet to pillage for Pringles. This is never a good thing. Down Syndrome kids standing on frail wobbly stools on their tippy toes three feet above the ground leads to disaster. If not the watcher getting in trouble by your Mom for just telling him to “Get outta there!” while never leaving the warm, comfortable, work-free couch.

Rule NumAro Tooo- Hang out with people less attractive than you are. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “Rob, what are you doing? Do you not even know what you are doing? When I hang out with people that are much better looking than me, attractive people of the opposite sex come swarming! Its Great!”. Here’s what I say to you; Although you might feel “really cool”, those Hawt girls/guys are not there for you. YOU’RE HANGING OUT WITH HAWT PEOPLE, THE OTHER HAWT PEOPLE ARE WANTING TO GET THE PEOPLE YOU ARE HANGING OUT WITH…BECAUSE THEIR HAWT! I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but its true. The only way to combat this is to hang out with people you could defiantly beat out in a walk off. That’s why I hang out with Curtis, Chase, and…well, everyone. This rule isn’t too hard for me

Rule Number Three- Never play by the rules. If you play by the rules, you’re predictable. You cant have that. The Sith can see right through it, and will destroy you.

Thank you for your time…

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I’ve made a decent living out of losing my password for this blog. Goodness gracious, I need to get responsable.

Talents. I think I might posses too many. Some include: Backflips, leaping tall buildings with a single bounce, Singing with my eyes closed, flying, and possessing the capacity to destroy entire planets with a single attack. Actually, I can only do three of those. The truth is, my talents dont hold any influence or reverence. These things I consider “talents”are merely weird things I do that, if I dont call talents, make my self esteem shoot down to hang out with our economy.

Its a sad, sad illness…

I can POP my tongue obnoxiously loud, and I use that almost on a regular basis. My sister Holly calls this gift quote “inappropriate”, but I call it heartwarming.

I can..do…some stuff…that is cool….ugh, I cant really think of anything off anything else off the top of my head, and if you’ve read this blog before (if you could answer yes there, please get a life…or read someone else’s blog. My brother James has a blog, and I guarantee you its 10X better than this one) you know that Im all about getting this over with, so without further adieu…

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Oh gosh. Its been eleven months since I’ve blogged. How did I get away with this for that long? How has my grade not gone down the pooper? How have I not used “pooper” in more blogs? I guess I would have had to WRITE more blogs in order to use that phrase more often. Oh, well. For all of you who think this blog will be God’s gift to us mortals, you’re wrong. Eleven months of not doing a blog does not mean this one will be able to cure cancer or make babies smile. I would even venture to say this blog might make babies cry. Let me clarify, this blog will not be very good. Give me time to work on something, and you will see me not put it off until the day its due. My only hope is that Mr. Gerdheardterret will be the only one reading this, and no one else.

and here…we…go.

Summer Movies. Overall, I was pleased with the movies I saw this summer. Lets start out with Iron Man. Here’s a movie I was not expecting. When I saw previews, I was thinking “flop”, but oh, was I wrong. Robert downy Jr. was did a superb job. Non-stop action with witty characters. Good job actor-turned-director Jon Favreau. I love you.
Next we have the visual feast that was Speed Racer. If I could somehow describe the sound I am making to show my adoration and praise for this summer’s most underrated movie, you would understand how much I enjoyed it. Perfect. Everything you could ever want and more from a cartoon near and dear to my heart.
The Hulk was good.
The Dark Knight. The Dark Night. The Dark Night. The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight. You all know about this one, so in an effort to get this blog finished as soon as possible…Ill let you talk amongst yourselves.
Now, Ill finish with a movie that was also very underrated. Star Wars, the Clone Wars. Amazing. Action-Packed! Awesome! Ahilarious. It was good kids, go see it. No matter what your friends say.

Well, there you go audience. S’ what I got. Take it or leave it. Actually, take it. I wouldn’t be able to bear it of you didn’t.

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A new blog by me.

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Dear the many fans of me

I would like to first give you an update on my life.
-Football is over and that makes me happy. I like football, but, too much of a good thing can turn out to be a bad thing (unless it’s california rolls. I could never get sick of those rolls of joy). I get to go home straight away from school which is something I really really like. I finally get to watch my shows like Dr. Phil and Oprah. I don’t know how I made it through the season.

Alright, now on to the required section.

The writers strike has really started to tick me off. One of the few shows I actually keep up with (The Office) has been affected by this unnecessary bickering between the writers and the corporate nazis. Do the writers really need more money? They get enough recognition at the end of the show during the credits. What more could they want?

Now, half of the actors on The Office are writers. So consequently, the show has been delayed. Depriving me of the only true joy I get out of life. My only hope is to believe in the heart of the cards and maybe they could come to some agreement.

T.V. without writing is summed up by one word. Buzzathon.

GO MIZZOU!!!!!!

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New Rule. When girls complain that they should get special privileges just for being a girl (like already assuming that they get the front seat, or…anything else I don’t agree with) that we (the boys) can punch them in the face.
I have had many, many experiences dealing with young ladies that think they are, if I may borrow the expression, “too cool for school” and it is not pleasant . We already gave them the right to vote, what more could they want? I say that that that women should have equal rights, or, none at all.

I think I’m going to start ending my blog with a cool video or picture to make up for the lack of effort/quality I put into my actual blog…..that I will start with my next blog.

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Could you go beneath the surface to find something embarrassing? Im sure I could think of something. Maybe someone depantsing me (going beneath the surface) and me running around like a fool (embarrassing), but, I dont think I have any of those kinds of stories (that I would like to share with the likes of you!>=( )
Im going to write about something personal. Im going to write about something pure. Something a little embarrassing but nonetheless something very near and dear to my heart. Im going to talk about DragonBall Z.
Now, I dont love DragonBall Z like the way Lauren loves Harry Potter, or the way Curtis loves his Nickelodeon, but, I do enjoy watching it every now and then. I love the fight scenes where it takes about three episodes to throw one punch. I like the fact that Goku can overcome any obstacle that jumps in his way, no matter how pink and fat his opponent is. Everytime he goes into another level of SuperSayian it sends shivers down my spine (alliteration!!! or something like that).
Now, this show is a Jap. cartoon that follows the adventures of Goku and his many fighting friends who battle against many fighting foes. That about does it. Something about the show that you might need to know (yo) is that it takes a long long time for anything to happen. You can ask Frances Pauline Olive (who is another DragonBall Z fan) that they drag things out like nobody’s buisness.
Even though they do that to their show, its still a thing of wonder, amazment, and excitment. These characters effect you in a way that you never thought that a Jap. cartoon show could…or should.

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haha

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Alright. My very first post on my HTV blog. OK. Im excited……I forgot what we were suppose to write about. Something about a story that we like…right? Alright, I’ll go with that.

My favorite HTV story was not really a REAL story at all. It was something that was was done on the spur of the moment (or so I’m told). Yes folks, my favorite HTV story is the Cheese Story. It follows are good ol’ friends Brandon and that other guy at, none other than, the Osceola(sp?) cheese factory. The dynamic duo came upon the factory with all the force and authority that is HTV Magazine. The idea of it was “Lets do a story where we do everything wrong! It’ll be GREAT!”, and great it was kids. The very funny one liners like “and who does all the cheese cutting around here?” “Its MMMM good, Im sorry, can you say that again I didnt catch it.” “Mullet lady’s right” “Head North on bloody 13…” “this is no cheesy story…oh wait, it is.”Its the cheese capital of the worl…Ozarks.” are all so amazing!
With so many wonderful one liners, memorable characters, intelligent writing, and good old fashion American ingenuity, whats not to love about the power of cheese? I think I’ll go watch it now.

Oh, how long does this have to be?

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